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Amber_Phoenix
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Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4875 on:
February 23, 2012, 06:03:16 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMi_SWlFEMk#t=1m24s
You see this scene in a trailer and wonder how on Earth that would make it
less
romantic!
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Lailah
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Posts: 156
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4876 on:
February 23, 2012, 06:24:50 PM »
Quote from: Amber_Phoenix on February 23, 2012, 06:03:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMi_SWlFEMk#t=1m24s
You see this scene in a trailer and wonder how on Earth that would make it
less
romantic!
Right? Don´t they know that rain only
increases
the romance?
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"This is India, dude. There is a song for everything." - Tashan
"What is this? This is like pee revenge! Oh I couldn´t so you can´t either!?" - Anjaana Anjaani
"That man is a scoundrel! The moustache alone gives it away!" - HIMYM
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I´ve got two stars now under my name and the tag "friendly appearance"! I´m absurdly proud.
corbie
the one & only superstar
Posts: 4449
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4877 on:
February 28, 2012, 12:26:21 AM »
You find a site called Phonezoo and have been downloading free Bollywood ring tones.
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Control is an illusion
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http://corbiesrant.blogspot.com/
los angeles
*bollywood legend*
Posts: 5356
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4878 on:
February 29, 2012, 05:15:18 AM »
You know you're obsessed with BW when you always have this weird thing where if you see characters on-screen eating something you instantly want it too. (So absurd
)
If I see people in a BW movie having paani puri then I'm immediately craving paani puri. Or if they're having gulab-jamons then I want that. Seeing them having ice-cream is the worst~
I need to avoid scenes depicting people consuming snacks and desserts, it's causing problems with my healthy diet haha:p
Quote from: corbie on February 28, 2012, 12:26:21 AM
You find a site called Phonezoo and have been downloading free Bollywood ring tones.
I really should get a BW ringtones already...
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Manturo
starring as the obligatory love interest
Posts: 945
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4879 on:
February 29, 2012, 11:30:41 AM »
Or when you describe your everyday experience in terms of movie moments: "Man, he was acting like such a Devdas!"
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“Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm; but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves.”
- T.S. Elliot
“Among individuals, as among nations, peace is the respect of others' rights.
(Orig: Entre los individuos como entre las naciones, el respeto al derecho ajeno es la paz.)”
- Benito Juarez quote
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mahatma Gandhi
Amber_Phoenix
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Posts: 177
Thanks to Remini for the awesome avatar!
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4880 on:
February 29, 2012, 06:51:59 PM »
Quote from: Lailah on February 23, 2012, 06:24:50 PM
Right? Don´t they know that rain only
increases
the romance?
Duh! I thought that was obvious! tsk tsk HW
Quote from: Manturo on February 29, 2012, 11:30:41 AM
Or when you describe your everyday experience in terms of movie moments: "Man, he was acting like such a Devdas!"
I actually do that! Sometimes that really it the best way to express a situation!
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Aishwarya4eva
Don't worry, I'm not in Kareena's dreamland; I've actually come to be
the one & only superstar
Posts: 4706
Waiting eternally for Paro's gates to open
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4881 on:
March 09, 2012, 09:46:56 AM »
You now find it incredibly boring to watch a traditional, Christian style wedding. Where is the henna? Where's the sangeet? WHERE IS THE FIRE?
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Karan: Have you ever analyzed why things have a strange kind of a vibe [around Kareena]?
Priyanka: I don’t know, I think I’m very important in her life somehow.
Karan: *shakes head* Be specific please.
Priyanka: Um, she just always has a lot to say about me. So I’m presuming I’m important in her life.
~
Q: So Priyanka you open up the newspaper and see Kareena saying, 'Heroine will be better than Fashion so who cares about a national award.'
Priyanka: Well, I guess if you don't have one... then, sour grapes, what do I say!
SurinderSahniThisSideJi
dancing in the chorus
Posts: 31
Bollyholic since 2010!
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4882 on:
March 09, 2012, 12:34:43 PM »
When your Pakistani friend tries to suggest BW movies for you to watch . . . and you've already seen all the ones he suggests. (Happened to me!) He was very impressed(?)
When you have a BW playlist that has more songs on it than your "regular" playlists.
When you can recognize Hindi/Urdu being spoken, even if you can't understand what's being said.
All of your friends know the wriggling shoulder/finger jump Punjabi move, even if they've never seen a BW movie . . .
. . . All your friends have seen at least one BW movie.
It wasn't easy, but I made it happen . . .
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Tujhe mein rab dikhta hai, yaara, mein kya karun? - RNBDJ
Bade bade desho mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai, Senorita. - DDLJ
Rahul! Hey Rahul! Mujhe dosti karoge? - KKHH
mysticgoryfilms
Move off Johnny Lever! I'm
starring as the obligatory love interest
Posts: 766
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4883 on:
March 10, 2012, 11:35:39 AM »
Quote from: los angeles on February 29, 2012, 05:15:18 AM
You know you're obsessed with BW when you always have this weird thing where if you see characters on-screen eating something you instantly want it too. (So absurd
)
If I see people in a BW movie having paani puri then I'm immediately craving paani puri.
Or if they're having gulab-jamons then I want that. Seeing them having ice-cream is the worst~
I need to avoid scenes depicting people consuming snacks and desserts, it's causing problems with my healthy diet haha:p
I really should get a BW ringtones already...
@bold
: This happens to me all the time.
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"If you want chocolate, here's the whole factory!" - Filmfare on Aamir Khan
Manturo
starring as the obligatory love interest
Posts: 945
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4884 on:
March 10, 2012, 11:38:14 AM »
Quote from: SurinderSahniThisSideJi on March 09, 2012, 12:34:43 PM
When your Pakistani friend tries to suggest BW movies for you to watch . . . and you've already seen all the ones he suggests. (Happened to me!) He was very impressed(?)
When you have a BW playlist that has more songs on it than your "regular" playlists.
When you can recognize Hindi/Urdu being spoken, even if you can't understand what's being said.
All of your friends know the wriggling shoulder/finger jump Punjabi move, even if they've never seen a BW movie . . .
. . . All your friends have seen at least one BW movie.
It wasn't easy, but I made it happen . . .
LOL. Your animated icon is too cute. I find myself doing the same moves when dancing to Colombian
vallenato
.
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“Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm; but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves.”
- T.S. Elliot
“Among individuals, as among nations, peace is the respect of others' rights.
(Orig: Entre los individuos como entre las naciones, el respeto al derecho ajeno es la paz.)”
- Benito Juarez quote
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mahatma Gandhi
SurinderSahniThisSideJi
dancing in the chorus
Posts: 31
Bollyholic since 2010!
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4885 on:
March 10, 2012, 12:41:07 PM »
Haha, I love the random GIFs you can find on the internet. I think I'm going to keep that one
This one's cute, too:
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Tujhe mein rab dikhta hai, yaara, mein kya karun? - RNBDJ
Bade bade desho mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai, Senorita. - DDLJ
Rahul! Hey Rahul! Mujhe dosti karoge? - KKHH
los angeles
*bollywood legend*
Posts: 5356
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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April 04, 2012, 11:10:40 PM »
Quote from: Dolce~oro on January 15, 2012, 11:06:10 PM
When you mobilize a chain of 5 people, 3 of whom you don't even know personally, to get you a Saadda Haq tshirt from Delhi. Squeee!!! It took a month and a half, but by God it was worth the wait! It is PERFECT!
^ That's awesome Dolce!!
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Sure they all think I'm crazy but do I care?
^ I know what you mean...I feel I must be thought of as crazy when I spend nearly an hour poring over newly shipped bangle and payal designs in the Los Angeles Little India shops I frequent. How can they not understand that I need to examine them very carefully a hundred times so I can select the best and most perfect ones haha:p
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neela_vikoot28
shahrukh's inspiration
Posts: 1765
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4887 on:
April 30, 2012, 09:58:01 PM »
...you're looking at Ashton Kutcher's tweeted pictures, come across this
one
and think this must be for either Aamir Khan, Akshay Kumar or Akshaye Khanna. And then you remember that you're on Ashton Kutcher's twitter page.
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corbie
the one & only superstar
Posts: 4449
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4888 on:
May 06, 2012, 06:40:48 PM »
You and your sister go see Mirror Mirror because we hear there is an item number at the end and you are starved for new ones as Bollywood isn't much doing them any more. My comment was shades of an item number.
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Pardesi
starring as the goofy sidekick
Posts: 744
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4889 on:
May 13, 2012, 03:25:29 AM »
When you are on LinkedIn and an ad on the sidebar says "Jobs you may be interested in " with a link to view in "beta" beside it.
I read it "Jobs you may be interested in beta" and I'm all like "How sweet, they're calling me
beta
"
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"Aur waise bhi Guru, zindagi lambi nahin, badi hone chahiye..."
"Isiliye! Isiliye main tumhe kuch nahin bata do kyun ki tumour se pehle tumhare yeh filmi dialogues mujhe mar denge !!"
-Bluffmaster
-I'm the Bollywhatter previously known as Pardesi 2 : not a great change, I know
Dariya
Never thought I'd be a
bona fide star!
Posts: 1056
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4890 on:
May 13, 2012, 08:53:06 PM »
Quote from: los angeles on February 29, 2012, 05:15:18 AM
You know you're obsessed with BW when you always have this weird thing where if you see characters on-screen eating something you instantly want it too. (So absurd
)
If I see people in a BW movie having paani puri then I'm immediately craving paani puri. Or if they're having gulab-jamons then I want that. Seeing them having ice-cream is the worst~
I need to avoid scenes depicting people consuming snacks and desserts, it's causing problems with my healthy diet haha:p
This happens to me, especially with the pani puri! They looked so good in RNBDJ (although they were calling them something else in that) so I found a recipe and made them myself. They're not that hard to make, actually.
File this under: "You know you are unnaturally protective of BW when..." I was browsing magazines yesterday at some drugstore and there was a picture of Katy Perry (not exactly a fan of Western pop stars here) with blue hair and wearing a bindi. I was strangely irritated and casually brushed the page in the chance that maybe it was just a speck of dust. And... it was.
I was so happy!
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“It’s good to see middle-aged uncles letting themselves loose in parties; they feel empowered by the Chulbul Pandey kind of dancing; wouldn’t it be odd to have a room full of Hrithik Roshans dancing in your party?” -- Salman Khan
radhika s
starring as the goofy sidekick
Posts: 533
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4891 on:
May 14, 2012, 05:20:12 PM »
When it makes you smile that your phone keeps changing "lehenga" to "legends" in a text message hehe:p
Quote from: corbie on May 06, 2012, 06:40:48 PM
You and your sister go see Mirror Mirror because we hear there is an item number at the end and you are starved for new ones as Bollywood isn't much doing them any more.
^ I had to look up the MM title online, I didn't realize it was another Snow White adaptation
And I know what you mean, I go to yesteryears movies (or even movies from just a decade or two back) for colorful song numbers now
B/c they aren't being made as often anymore in modern BW at all
[Luckily there are quite a lot of them in the older movies though, to watch and re-watch]
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chinchinchu
four-time filmfare award winner!
Posts: 1682
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4892 on:
May 17, 2012, 07:22:49 PM »
the app that serves up targeted ads on the web is so convinced you're Indian that you even get the version of the State Farm Insurance ad that has an Indian family on it
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SurinderSahniThisSideJi
dancing in the chorus
Posts: 31
Bollyholic since 2010!
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4893 on:
May 18, 2012, 09:32:19 AM »
Quote from: chinchinchu on May 17, 2012, 07:22:49 PM
the app that serves up targeted ads on the web is so convinced you're Indian that you even get the version of the State Farm Insurance ad that has an Indian family on it
LOL this happens to me too! And I also get ads for Indian clothing sites along with Youtube ads
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Tujhe mein rab dikhta hai, yaara, mein kya karun? - RNBDJ
Bade bade desho mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai, Senorita. - DDLJ
Rahul! Hey Rahul! Mujhe dosti karoge? - KKHH
Pardesi
starring as the goofy sidekick
Posts: 744
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4894 on:
May 20, 2012, 11:33:30 AM »
YKYAOWB when you're talking to friends about election campaign slogans for a local election candidate and I ask
"What's his USP?"
Ha ha and then I go on to explain that USP means unique selling point , an acronym I picked up from BW media
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"Aur waise bhi Guru, zindagi lambi nahin, badi hone chahiye..."
"Isiliye! Isiliye main tumhe kuch nahin bata do kyun ki tumour se pehle tumhare yeh filmi dialogues mujhe mar denge !!"
-Bluffmaster
-I'm the Bollywhatter previously known as Pardesi 2 : not a great change, I know
Darshana
Waiting for a couple of Bhojpuri deals to finalise so she can become
*bollywood legend*
Posts: 10798
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4895 on:
May 20, 2012, 02:20:59 PM »
ha ha re: targeted advertising - . . . when ads for "Muslim ladies' swimwear" start to pop up on your Facebook page [true].
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MinaS
Trying to resurrect my career by making a
guest appearance
Posts: 335
this time it's personal
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4896 on:
May 20, 2012, 04:07:30 PM »
Quote from: Darshana on May 20, 2012, 02:20:59 PM
ha ha re: targeted advertising - . . . when ads for "Muslim ladies' swimwear" start to pop up on your Facebook page [true].
Yeah, I get singlemuslim.com and shaadi.com...
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purplecowmoo
Oh, to be a
two-time filmfare award winner!
Posts: 1482
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4897 on:
May 21, 2012, 06:28:14 PM »
^Singlemuslim. ALL THE TIME. Vaguely offended they've figured out I'm single...like what, is it being up late on the computer on Friday nights?!
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chinchinchu
four-time filmfare award winner!
Posts: 1682
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Reply #4898 on:
May 21, 2012, 09:54:45 PM »
Quote from: MinaS on May 20, 2012, 04:07:30 PM
Yeah, I get singlemuslim.com and shaadi.com...
We get Indian wedding catering ads too, just in case the Shaadi.com leads to anything....
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radhika s
starring as the goofy sidekick
Posts: 533
Re: You know you are obsessed with Bollywood when.....
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Reply #4899 on:
May 26, 2012, 07:17:35 PM »
Quote from: Darshana on May 20, 2012, 02:20:59 PM
ha ha re: targeted advertising - . . . when ads for "Muslim ladies' swimwear" start to pop up on your Facebook page [true].
Quote from: purplecowmoo on May 21, 2012, 06:28:14 PM
Singlemuslim. ALL THE TIME. Vaguely offended they've figured out I'm single...like what, is it being up late on the computer on Friday nights?!
^ Darshana and Purple, that's so funny!
And I must admit I don't have even the faintest idea of what passes for Muslim lady swim-wear
I get Christian singles and jewelry/dress advertisements these days:p
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