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« Reply #7900 on: November 28, 2007, 09:31:43 PM »

Aishwarya: "Basically, he looks very much forward to Jodha-Akbar. Next question?"
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« Reply #7901 on: November 28, 2007, 11:28:09 PM »


Aish:  "You're offering me $1 million for one night with my husband?!"



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Aish:  "Hey, don't blame me!  Jaya bought him the headband!"
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« Reply #7902 on: November 30, 2007, 12:34:39 AM »
Quote from: NewLaura on November 28, 2007, 11:28:09 PM


Aish:  "You're offering me $1 million for one night with my husband?!"

Karan:  "SRK wanted $2 million."
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« Reply #7903 on: November 30, 2007, 04:48:40 AM »

"Pregnant?  No, just letting myself go.  Next question?"

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« Reply #7904 on: November 30, 2007, 05:01:57 PM »


Ash and Abhi are required to wear at least one band somewhere on their bodies at all times.
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« Reply #7905 on: November 30, 2007, 05:44:36 PM »

Diya: "I want to see other heroes."



"Yes, they're real.  Now go away."



"Come back!  We only want to caption you!"

Captions?
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« Reply #7906 on: November 30, 2007, 07:35:12 PM »

"I told Sonam, 'you're crazy to star in Saawariya.'"
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« Reply #7907 on: November 30, 2007, 07:53:46 PM »

Sanjay: "Karan you sure this wet rain scene was made for us?"
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« Reply #7908 on: November 30, 2007, 08:04:14 PM »

After mastering a laptop in Bluffmaster, Nana moves on to backend computing.
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« Reply #7909 on: December 01, 2007, 08:07:56 AM »

"Crap!  I'm in another film!"




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« Reply #7910 on: December 01, 2007, 07:19:11 PM »


John trying hard to look younger at the audition for Farah's new High School Movie.
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« Reply #7911 on: December 02, 2007, 04:23:12 PM »

On comfort levels and intimacy...
Abhi and Ash *smile*


On passing gas....
Abhi: "On second thought, could she do this outside.....away from me?"
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« Reply #7912 on: December 02, 2007, 09:48:23 PM »
Caption?
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« Reply #7913 on: December 02, 2007, 10:19:31 PM »


The reality of committing to My Name is Khan begins to sink in for SRK and Kajol...
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« Reply #7914 on: December 03, 2007, 05:41:40 AM »

Oh Stomach Oh
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Kabhi Kabbage Kabhie Gassy
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« Reply #7915 on: December 03, 2007, 12:41:49 PM »
I only wish that we had the exact order and time frame of these photos.

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« Reply #7916 on: December 03, 2007, 02:14:02 PM »

Salman: What you do is eat 3 raw eggs every morning and then...


Saif (thinking): Stupid girl, why did she have to come and sit in between us for?


Saif (thinking): Fine, if Salman wants to sit by her and not me I don't care!


Salman: Saif, come on don't be like that, I don't want to sit by her she just came.


Saif: Look, little girl just go sit somewhere else and no one gets hurt


Salman: Now look what you did Saif! There, there it's OK.


Saif: No, he's not normally like this, he's normally really nice.


Saif (thinking): Now he's angry at me Sad *is sad*
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« Reply #7917 on: December 03, 2007, 02:18:15 PM »
They're both looking really cute!

Except... for that... headband on Saif... *Snatches it off his head*
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« Reply #7918 on: December 03, 2007, 05:07:08 PM »
That sequence of photos (even without any captions) was just hilarious!!
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« Reply #7919 on: December 03, 2007, 05:42:18 PM »
aww- those pics are so cute - that's obviously Saif's son on his lap - looks just like him - but who is the girl with Salman?  Is that Saif's daughter?
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« Reply #7920 on: December 03, 2007, 11:18:53 PM »

SRK stars in The Abhay Deol Story
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« Reply #7921 on: December 04, 2007, 01:17:55 AM »
Heaps of love for you LinKarish for sharing those pics and Nayika for the hilarious captions! Just the other day I was watching HSSH ads on a DVD and wishing to see Salman and Saif together in a movie again. Till that happens these pics will suffice Cheesy
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« Reply #7922 on: December 04, 2007, 01:50:36 AM »
Quote from: mrs. k on December 03, 2007, 05:42:18 PM
aww- those pics are so cute - that's obviously Saif's son on his lap - looks just like him - but who is the girl with Salman?  Is that Saif's daughter?


no definately not saif's daughter
this is: http://www.indianpad.com/story/152115

his son is tooooooo cute! they should have just used him in ta ra rum pum
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« Reply #7923 on: December 04, 2007, 06:30:25 AM »
Thank you, Sam and never_evil.  Sometimes the captions just write itself. 

Quote from: mrs. k on December 03, 2007, 05:42:18 PM
aww- those pics are so cute - that's obviously Saif's son on his lap - looks just like him - but who is the girl with Salman?  Is that Saif's daughter?
I think it may be one of Salman's nieces. 
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« Reply #7924 on: December 04, 2007, 08:20:20 AM »

Shabana: This caption is so lame, it makes me want to hurl...


Sameera: *sigh* here I was, hoping for a shiny new Apple, and this is what he gets me.
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