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« on: September 27, 2010, 09:41:29 AM »
Most of us have a few lying around.  Movies we bought, then heard how bad they were.  Rather than watch the usual Nagin movies this October, put in a movie which horrifies you with how bad it is.  Like MNIK or Girlfriend.
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« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2010, 11:17:44 AM »
Guess I'll watch the Don remake then. Hope I can handle it. Frankly, even the soundtrack makes me cringe.
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« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2010, 11:31:31 AM »
hmm.. is this a challenge?  Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2010, 12:01:22 PM »
Quote from: BollyMalika on September 27, 2010, 11:31:31 AM
hmm.. is this a challenge?  Tongue
Yes.  Prove your worth on the Field of Honor by watching Baabul or something even worse.  Wink
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2010, 12:02:58 PM »
Quote from: Dil Bert on September 27, 2010, 12:01:22 PM
Yes.  Prove your worth on the Field of Honor by watching Baabul or something even worse.  Wink
haha! OK I will take a look at my DVD collection and pick the absolute worst movie  Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2010, 12:04:51 PM »
I see Baabul and raise you Love Story 2050!  Ugh just the thought of it gives me the horribles!!!
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« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2010, 12:32:53 PM »
I can't say I have the problem Dil Bert outlines in the original post, in terms of buying something and THEN hearing it's bad and then balking at watching it.  If I buy it, it's either because I've seen reasonably positive reviews somewhere, or because it has someone I like ALOT (as in, enough to research the filmography heavily on blogs and this site and IMDB, and have a general idea of whether I'm looking at a fun romp, a serious art-film, or a piece of schlock).  So, basically, if I don't know what I'm getting into when I buy it, the chance of someone else's review popping up to scare me before I get a chance to watch it are pretty much nonexistent.  Tongue

But hey, maybe I'll rent one of the Dhoom movies, or K3G  Tongue
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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2010, 01:54:24 PM »
Ha! I had KANK in my possession for ages before finally biting the bullet. It was a gift at the very beginning of my foray into Bollywood and it had just come out and I hadn't discovered BWHAT yet.
I got rid of it immediately after watching, so I can't watch that one, but I wonder if I have Tararumpum?  Huh
I also have Prince at home (via Netflix), which I'm sort of wondering about. I haven't heard a PEEP here at BWhat about it!!! Maybe it will be awesome.
Otherwise, I have lots and lots of movies to look through and consider. Nice challenge!
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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2010, 03:16:26 PM »
Hmm, so many Vijay movies on Netflix, and only 31 days to watch them?!  Evil Evil
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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2010, 08:00:33 PM »
LOL, this is such a funny topic! And inspiring... I've already wasted the money, might as well waste my time... Grin

I have some catastrophes lying around myself. A few off the top of my head? Jeans, Mission Kashmir (bought for Bumbro Bumbro), 1942 A Love Story (bought for Ek Ladki Ko Dekha and Anil's red pajamas), Josh, Dil Hai Tumhara, Ramji Londonwaley(Sorry Madzy) and Kya Kehna (Saif/Preity/Chandrachur Singh starrer. Really. The Saif/Preity part duped me)

Now I don't want to judge... but ....  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2010, 10:33:17 PM »
I think I got  a Bobby Deol movie lying around....Oh Yes Barsaat...would that qualify?
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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2010, 10:34:50 PM »
Quote from: Dil Bert on September 27, 2010, 09:41:29 AM
Most of us have a few lying around.  Movies we bought, then heard how bad they were.  Rather than watch the usual Nagin movies this October, put in a movie which horrifies you with how bad it is.  Like MNIK or Girlfriend.

This has only happened to me once, with Tashan, which I bought, heard was bad, then rather enjoyed, so I will have to intentionally watch a bad film.  I'm contemplating watching Kaal...
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2010, 10:43:19 PM »
Actually, there are at least 10 random Hindi dvds at my branch library that I'm terrified to watch, so maybe I'll grab one of those and see what happens.
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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2010, 10:47:36 PM »
Quote from: dustdevil on September 27, 2010, 10:43:19 PM
Actually, there are at least 10 random Hindi dvds at my branch library that I'm terrified to watch, so maybe I'll grab one of those and see what happens.

D:< At least your library has more than 3 Hindi flicks! In San Antonio there's only OSO (which is always out), Abhimaan (a really shoddy bootlegish-looking vhs), and Monsoon Wedding...

Wait...4. There's an awful barber movie too.

At any rate, if any of you have trouble finding 'bad' movies, I've got 3 on my shelf I could send you...Parwana being one of them.
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« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2010, 11:18:47 PM »
Quote from: Pardesi 2 on September 27, 2010, 08:00:33 PM
LOL, this is such a funny topic! And inspiring... I've already wasted the money, might as well waste my time... Grin

I have some catastrophes lying around myself. A few off the top of my head? Jeans, Mission Kashmir (bought for Bumbro Bumbro), 1942 A Love Story (bought for Ek Ladki Ko Dekha and Anil's red pajamas), Josh, Dil Hai Tumhara, Ramji Londonwaley(Sorry Madzy) and Kya Kehna (Saif/Preity/Chandrachur Singh starrer. Really. The Saif/Preity part duped me)

Now I don't want to judge... but ....  Lips Sealed


Mission Kashmir is good, so is 1942.

Go with Jeans. I want to see it again, that movie is WTF bad awesome.

I do have Barsaat in my queue...

And now Prince!


But I don't think it will work. I mean, I can watch a horr...ible movie in October, but that doesn't mean I'll find it horr...ible. As anyone who has seen my posts in the recently watched or the movies everyone hates threads knows I have NO taste. I like AMALL, NTJNH, Yakeen (with Priyanka and Arjun), and I See You. I own Yaadein. And am unhappy that it crapped out an hour in. Sad
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« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2010, 03:31:03 AM »
I have Chance Pe Dance, does that qualify?
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« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2010, 07:27:46 AM »
Quote from: elizabethbennet on September 28, 2010, 03:31:03 AM
I have Chance Pe Dance, does that qualify?
It qualifies as pretty bad, wouldn't say horrible.   Smiley

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Ha! I had KANK in my possession for ages before finally biting the bullet. It was a gift at the very beginning of my foray into Bollywood and it had just come out and I hadn't discovered BWHAT yet.
I got rid of it immediately after watching, so I can't watch that one.
Then I guess it's my turn to watch it, eh?  Wink I have a couple of unwatched SRK movies plus some old Aamir ones lying around so no dearth of bad movies for me, that's for sure. As the French would say I only have l'embarras de choix.  Evil
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« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2010, 07:47:53 AM »
Quote from: jjake61 on September 27, 2010, 10:33:17 PM
I think I got  a Bobby Deol movie lying around....Oh Yes Barsaat...would that qualify?

which barsaat? the one with Bobby & twinkle or the newer one with bobby & priyanka & Bipasha.

the twinkle one is entertaining in its badness....the new one not so much
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« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2010, 08:00:04 AM »
Quote from: prahajess on September 27, 2010, 01:54:24 PM
Ha! I had KANK in my possession for ages before finally biting the bullet.

Quote from: Dolce~oro on September 28, 2010, 07:27:46 AM
Then I guess it's my turn to watch it, eh?  Wink I have a couple of unwatched SRK movies plus some old Aamir ones lying around so no dearth of bad movies for me, that's for sure. As the French would say I only have l'embarras de choix.  Evil

Ha ha please watch KANK! I wish I didn't watch it so early in my BW career, cause when I did, I almost turned by back on BW completely. It would have been better if I watched it when I was stronger and could take the heat  Grin It is total bakwas. Painful . Horr....ible

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« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2010, 02:22:21 PM »
Funny, a google search had this list: http://www.mouthshut.com/review/Ten_Worst_Hindi_Movies-148019-1.html
And for the Bollywood remake fans, there's plenty of fodder here for horr-ible films: http://www.bollywoodtrends.net/2009/04/bollywood-and-plagiarism-list-of.html
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« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2010, 02:58:02 PM »
Quote from: Manturo on September 28, 2010, 02:22:21 PM
Funny, a google search had this list: http://www.mouthshut.com/review/Ten_Worst_Hindi_Movies-148019-1.html


Oh thank God, I haven't seen every film on the list!


Though I love Tashan. And about half of those titles are on my netflix list. Lips Sealed (And Mangal Pandey wasn't that bad!)
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« Reply #21 on: September 28, 2010, 07:27:09 PM »
I have an idea, and the more I think about it the more I love it: What if EVERYONE on BWhat attempted to watch JEANS this October!?  Grin Grin
It is so unbelievably hilariously WTF bad.... I think people would enjoy it.  Cheesy

If you need selling: As far as I can tell, they wanted to call their movie GENES, and someone  *&^%ed up.
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« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2010, 07:33:28 PM »
Quote from: AmiJeTomar on September 28, 2010, 07:47:53 AM
which barsaat? the one with Bobby & twinkle or the newer one with bobby & priyanka & Bipasha.

the twinkle one is entertaining in its badness....the new one not so much

I Have the Bobby Twinkle one.
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« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2010, 08:19:59 PM »
Quote from: prahajess on September 28, 2010, 07:27:09 PM
I have an idea, and the more I think about it the more I love it: What if EVERYONE on BWhat attempted to watch JEANS this October!?  Grin Grin
It is so unbelievably hilariously WTF bad.... I think people would enjoy it.  Cheesy
Jeans isn't a horrible movie.  It also has one of my favorite Aishwarya musical numbers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I78Wc1OkMU&feature=related

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« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2010, 08:25:11 PM »
Quote from: prahajess on September 28, 2010, 07:27:09 PM
I have an idea, and the more I think about it the more I love it: What if EVERYONE on BWhat attempted to watch JEANS this October!?  Grin Grin
It is so unbelievably hilariously WTF bad.... I think people would enjoy it.  Cheesy

If you need selling: As far as I can tell, they wanted to call their movie GENES, and someone  *&^%ed up.

I LOVED Jeans.

But what was odd was that they meant for it to be Jeans - the way the DVD goes from page to page is the un/zipping of a denim fly.
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