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« Reply #25 on: March 16, 2009, 08:23:06 AM »
You are grumpy on Monday morning because your weekend involved minimal amounts of SRK chatter, viewing and drooling. ANd it's no body's fault but YOUR OWN!!! Shocked
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« Reply #26 on: March 16, 2009, 08:24:00 AM »
Quote from: Aishwarya4eva on March 15, 2009, 10:34:40 PM
Wait a minute. What?

Emel probably meant Still Reading Khan.
lookie here: http://www.easternbookcorporation.com/moreinfo.php?txt_searchstring=11400
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« Reply #27 on: March 16, 2009, 09:59:41 AM »
Quote from: alexaha on March 16, 2009, 08:24:00 AM
Emel probably meant Still Reading Khan.
lookie here: http://www.easternbookcorporation.com/moreinfo.php?txt_searchstring=11400

Oh I thought she meant a coffee table with SRK's biography on it! LOL. I was going to say...where do I get one of those?!
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Karan: Have you ever analyzed why things have a strange kind of a vibe [around Kareena]?
Priyanka: I don稚 know, I think I知 very important in her life somehow.
Karan: *shakes head* Be specific please.
Priyanka: Um, she just always has a lot to say about me. So I知 presuming I知 important in her life.
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Q: So Priyanka you open up the newspaper and see Kareena saying, 'Heroine will be better than Fashion so who cares about a national award.'
Priyanka: Well, I guess if you don't have one... then, sour grapes, what do I say!
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« Reply #28 on: March 16, 2009, 12:23:52 PM »
Hahaha -- have to read the whole sentence Wink  and the book is huge and weighs a ton!! 

sooooooo.... still paying off favour!! Grin

In my house there iIS a coffee table with a biography on it............... Grin
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« Reply #29 on: March 16, 2009, 12:37:38 PM »
Quote from: Aishwarya4eva on March 16, 2009, 09:59:41 AM
Oh I thought she meant a coffee table with SRK's biography on it! LOL. I was going to say...where do I get one of those?!

That's exactly what I had thought too. 
And I recalled Aamir Khan's remark that SRK is good at PR.  Embarrassed
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« Reply #30 on: March 16, 2009, 12:47:56 PM »
See above -- In MY house there is a certain coffee table and it has a certain biography (for easy reference) on it -- how much clearer than that can I get? Wink
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« Reply #31 on: March 16, 2009, 12:51:30 PM »
Quote from: emel3 on March 16, 2009, 12:47:56 PM
See above -- In MY house there is a certain coffee table and it has a certain biography (for easy reference) on it -- how much clearer than that can I get? Wink

Oh, mistaken again.
 I thought you had the 'book' on your coffee table for reference.
But now I imagine it to be some sort of wriiten/carved information on a wooden coffee table.  Grin
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« Reply #32 on: March 16, 2009, 02:12:25 PM »
Way to discuss the meanings and nuances of the word "on"!!  Only when it involves SRK is this at all interesting Smiley Wink

I have this mental image of me at school scratching various sayings (with a nib -- yes, don't laugh but when I was at school we used ink and pens with scratchy nibs!no fountain pens, no ballpoint pens) onto my desk (e.g. latin is a language as dead as dead can be, it killed the ancient Romans and now it's killing me!) and then deja vu as I scratch SRK's biography onto my coffee table! Smiley
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« Reply #33 on: March 16, 2009, 03:53:10 PM »
Quote from: emel3 on March 16, 2009, 08:23:06 AM
You are grumpy on Monday morning because your weekend involved minimal amounts of SRK chatter, viewing and drooling. ANd it's no body's fault but YOUR OWN!!! Shocked

What happened? Shocked
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« Reply #34 on: March 16, 2009, 04:39:40 PM »
--you really enjoy when he has a TV show because the more often you see him the more often he ends up in your dreams (But SRKpagali still hasn't put up the last 2 eps of KAPPS -- have to write to them again)

--you took a cross-country road trip but made sure one of the stops was a place with a Bollywood theater so you wouldn't miss Rab Ne

--your spouse tends to get you SRK-related gifts

--when you weren't going to buy the perfume (only like natural scents, which this probably isn't) but nonetheless bookmarked a link for it in case you changed your mind (tried to post it here but it no longer works -- sorry, I think the perfume is called Tiger Eyes though)

--your have always thought that custom/vanity license plates were stupid, but now have one that says SRK-FAN
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« Reply #35 on: March 17, 2009, 11:38:00 AM »
*your husband restricts the frequency of movies that you watch together by whether or not they star SRK (officially every OTHER movie we watch)
*you set your google clock to mumbai the day SRK has his surgery so that you can a)send thoughts his way in accurate time and b)know when to troll the internet looking for reports that he has made it through the surgery
*you leave your google clock set to mumbai time indefinitely because you decide you like knowing what time it is there, and therefore what he might be up to...
*you set your google weather page to mumbai as well as where you live, you know, so you can compare (damn! it is HOT in mumbai!)
*you have a google news aggregate set to his name and get a daily "news alert" when his name is in a news article
*you try and order his perfume, UNSMELLED, and don't care if you don't actually like it...
*you get very depressed because NOWHERE on the internet that carries it will ship it to the US
*you consider asking the guy on ebay india that you buy your postcards and posters from to illegally ship it to you

shall i go on? i am embarrassing myself!

*you get "king of bollywood" PLUS eleven (yes, eleven) SRK movies from your husband for valentine's day. i love my husband! he has similar coloring to SRK and those EXPRESSIVE eyebrows, too, you know...
*you compare your husband's eyebrows to SRK...
*you join a facebook group called "without SRK's eyebrows, life is not worth living" and you really believe that

i should stop! seriously!

*you encourage your four year old son to learn all the words to all the songs in 'om shanti om' so that you can watch it with him over and over...you know, it is better than endless episodes of dora the explorer!
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« Reply #36 on: March 17, 2009, 12:21:25 PM »
You actually own a Tiger's Eye perfume tin with the perfume in it but it's still wrapped and you have no intention of unwrapping it -- just every morning you gaze admiringly at SRK's face on the tin (it's on the shelf in the bathroom where you get ready every day Smiley ).
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« Reply #37 on: March 17, 2009, 12:22:25 PM »
I thought this thread would be entertaining, but it wasn't as funny as the Bollywood one... Until this:
Quote from: punkmama on March 17, 2009, 11:38:00 AM

*you join a facebook group called "without SRK's eyebrows, life is not worth living" and you really believe that

That's just awesome!!! Is there really such a group?!? I can't stop laughing!!!  Grin And there I was, silly me, thinking it was his eyes that had the "je ne sais quoi" thing about them that made everyone faint... Who knew! Smiley
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« Reply #38 on: March 17, 2009, 01:02:46 PM »
Quote from: emel3 on March 17, 2009, 12:21:25 PM
You actually own a Tiger's Eye perfume tin with the perfume in it but it's still wrapped and you have no intention of unwrapping it -- just every morning you gaze admiringly at SRK's face on the tin (it's on the shelf in the bathroom where you get ready every day Smiley ).

Aww you don't use it?  I've opened and used mine a few times.  And always hope that nobody asks me what scent I'm wearing. Tongue

PS I just realized in my second post I said SK perfume, I meant Tiger Eyes.  I could never find the SK one.
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« Reply #39 on: March 17, 2009, 01:49:51 PM »
Quote from: punkmama on March 17, 2009, 11:38:00 AM

*you join a facebook group called "without SRK's eyebrows, life is not worth living" and you really believe that


Maybe I should join this facebook thing... Cheesy
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« Reply #40 on: March 17, 2009, 03:10:51 PM »
Quote from: Dolceoro on March 17, 2009, 12:22:25 PM
I thought this thread would be entertaining, but it wasn't as funny as the Bollywood one... Until this:
That's just awesome!!! Is there really such a group?!? I can't stop laughing!!!  Grin And there I was, silly me, thinking it was his eyes that had the "je ne sais quoi" thing about them that made everyone faint... Who knew! Smiley

yes, there really is!! hahaha. i didn't create it, mind you, but gladly joined it, with a hearty AMEN.
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« Reply #41 on: March 17, 2009, 03:23:35 PM »
Quote from: kmemphis on March 17, 2009, 01:49:51 PM
Maybe I should join this facebook thing... Cheesy

Yeah! Then you could be my friend... I'm on it now by the way. Tee hee...
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Karan: Have you ever analyzed why things have a strange kind of a vibe [around Kareena]?
Priyanka: I don稚 know, I think I知 very important in her life somehow.
Karan: *shakes head* Be specific please.
Priyanka: Um, she just always has a lot to say about me. So I知 presuming I知 important in her life.
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Q: So Priyanka you open up the newspaper and see Kareena saying, 'Heroine will be better than Fashion so who cares about a national award.'
Priyanka: Well, I guess if you don't have one... then, sour grapes, what do I say!
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« Reply #42 on: March 17, 2009, 08:22:23 PM »
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*you set your google clock to mumbai the day SRK has his surgery so that you can a)send thoughts his way in accurate time and b)know when to troll the internet looking for reports that he has made it through the surgery

As well as you watch to see that he is NOT  doing any filming, since the doctors told him to take it easy for a long time. And, then you get pissed off when you see some info that Karan will be having him film next week!! They are building some big ass sets in Mumbai to finish filming My Name is Khan--and they want to get going before the end of the month--they only have the space until early April!! SRK needs to rest that shoulder--he should be taking it easy!!
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« Reply #43 on: March 17, 2009, 10:15:24 PM »
Quote from: punkmama on March 17, 2009, 11:38:00 AM
*you set your google clock to mumbai the day SRK has his surgery so that you can a)send thoughts his way in accurate time and b)know when to troll the internet looking for reports that he has made it through the surgery
*you leave your google clock set to mumbai time indefinitely because you decide you like knowing what time it is there, and therefore what he might be up to...
*you set your google weather page to mumbai as well as where you live, you know, so you can compare (damn! it is HOT in mumbai!)
*you have a google news aggregate set to his name and get a daily "news alert" when his name is in a news article


 Cheesy Been there, done that, wrote the book! Welcome to the forum Punkmama! You couldn't possably embarass yourself here! Grin
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« Reply #44 on: March 18, 2009, 08:51:02 AM »
This is such a cool thread!  and good point about not possibly embarrassing yourself here! There always seems to be someone doing something SRK related that makes whatever you are doing seem quite ordinary Wink
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« Reply #45 on: March 18, 2009, 11:36:41 AM »
*sigh* i feel so much love! haha! this is a wonderful place! i have found my tribe!
...now back to our regularly scheduled shahrukh programming... Grin
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« Reply #46 on: March 18, 2009, 03:17:21 PM »
Quote from: emel3 on March 18, 2009, 08:51:02 AM
This is such a cool thread!  and good point about not possibly embarrassing yourself here! There always seems to be someone doing something SRK related that makes whatever you are doing seem quite ordinary Wink

Awwww... thank you! It's nice to see so many other cool people that are as pathetically obsessed with King Khan as I, I was just hoping to God this thread didn't crash and burn! LOL
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Karan: Have you ever analyzed why things have a strange kind of a vibe [around Kareena]?
Priyanka: I don稚 know, I think I知 very important in her life somehow.
Karan: *shakes head* Be specific please.
Priyanka: Um, she just always has a lot to say about me. So I知 presuming I知 important in her life.
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Q: So Priyanka you open up the newspaper and see Kareena saying, 'Heroine will be better than Fashion so who cares about a national award.'
Priyanka: Well, I guess if you don't have one... then, sour grapes, what do I say!
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« Reply #47 on: March 18, 2009, 09:09:07 PM »
Yeah, as the unofficial pres of the western Mass branch of the SRK fan club!! This thread is so much fun!

Though, it will be nice to see the next flick with King Khan--and I am looking forward to My Name is Khan when it comes out--we should be sure to find it in our local theaters--do I hear a party forming?? dinner and a flick!??
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« Reply #48 on: March 18, 2009, 09:20:48 PM »
Quote from: bollyenabler on March 18, 2009, 09:09:07 PM
I am looking forward to My Name is Khan when it comes out

There is so much buzz surrounding that movie! I am so psyched up for it!
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Karan: Have you ever analyzed why things have a strange kind of a vibe [around Kareena]?
Priyanka: I don稚 know, I think I知 very important in her life somehow.
Karan: *shakes head* Be specific please.
Priyanka: Um, she just always has a lot to say about me. So I知 presuming I知 important in her life.
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Q: So Priyanka you open up the newspaper and see Kareena saying, 'Heroine will be better than Fashion so who cares about a national award.'
Priyanka: Well, I guess if you don't have one... then, sour grapes, what do I say!
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« Reply #49 on: March 19, 2009, 01:26:24 PM »
Quote from: kmemphis on March 11, 2009, 06:35:40 PM
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked




*scribbles down "SRK perfume in Paris"* I knew having French as my major wouldn't be a waste!

Tiger Eyes is what it's called.  Wink
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