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« on: February 29, 2008, 07:51:24 PM »
एक चौर्योन्मादी (kleptomaniac)  औरत को सुपर मॉर्कट में शॉप्लिफ़्ट करते करते पकड़ा गया था और उसको न्यायालय (अदालत) में जाना पड़ता है।  इसलिये वह मानसिक  सहारे (emotional support)  के लिये अपने लम्बे समय से भुगतते हुए बेचारे पति को साथ ले लेती है।
अभियोक्ता (prosecutor) ने उसके दोष को साबित  कर दिया  और इसलिये  न्यायाधीश (जज)
अदालत को कहते हैं कि क़ानून के अनुसार मुझे औरत को सज़ा देनी पड़ती है। फिर उसने औरत से कहा: "आपने एक टमटरों के टीन (can of tomatoes) की चोरी कर ली थी और उसी टीन में छ: टमटर थे, क्या आप यही मानती हैं? "
औरत ने माना।
"फिर मैं आपको छ: रातों की जेल की सज़ा दूँगा।"
 अचानक बेचारा पति अपने पैरों पर उठकर कहता है: "यूर ऑनर, क्या मैं न्यायाधीश के
स्थान के पास आ सकता हूँ?
 "ख़ैर.., हिस ऑनर ने कहा: "आप आएँ"
कोई समय गंवाए बिना वह वहाँ पहुँचकर आगे की ओर झुककर कहता है:
"उसने मटरों के टीन की भी चोरी कर ली थी  ।"
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Daniel
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« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2008, 03:10:26 PM »
बहुत खूब्.  मज़ा आया.  क्या खुद का तर्जुमा है?  (आप की भाषा में: क्या तुम ने स्वायं अनुवाद किया है? Smiley )
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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2008, 04:42:56 PM »
hehe....mujhe bhii mazaa aayaa....  aur mujhe lagta hai ki yeh joDi phir se adaalat me.n aaenge- lekin talaak ke kaaran.  Wink  Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2008, 08:59:55 PM »
Quote from: James on March 27, 2008, 04:42:56 PM
hehe....mujhe bhii mazaa aayaa....  aur mujhe lagta hai ki yeh joDi phir se adaalat me.n aaenge- lekin talaak ke kaaran.  Wink  Smiley

Khuda na khwaasta!
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2008, 12:57:13 AM »
Quote from: Daniel on March 27, 2008, 08:59:55 PM
Khuda na khwaasta!

ji?  kyaa aapke kehna kaa matlab hai 'khudaa na kare'?  'khwaasta' kaa kyaa matlab hai?  mere shabdkosh mei.n bhi nahin hai...
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2008, 01:18:03 AM »
Look in your Oxford Hindi English under the headword Khuda immediately after the entry "Khuda na kare."


Or just check the spoiler....

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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2008, 11:23:59 AM »
ah, shukriya.  mai.nne sochaa bhii nahii.n ki mujhe 'khudaa' khojnaa hai shabdkosh mei.n....maaf kijiye...mere 'blond' hone ka pal thaa.  Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2008, 01:08:13 PM »
Quote from: Daniel on March 27, 2008, 08:59:55 PM
Khuda na khwaasta!

We used to joke with that term - because when spoken, "khwaasta" is very close to "khaansta" (cough).  Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2008, 01:09:37 PM »
Quote from: Daniel on March 29, 2008, 01:18:03 AM
They're synonyms.  khwaasta is the participle in Persian for 'desire' so the phrase means "may god not desire it." God forbid.

Same etymology as "khwaish"?
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« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2008, 03:29:45 PM »
Quote from: balle_balle on March 30, 2008, 01:09:37 PM
Same etymology as "khwaish"?

Koi baat nahin James sahaab, vaise maine sunaa hai ki kan kan me sona...Aisa hai to tum me bhi kyon na ho!

Balle Balle, interesting!  Yep, same etymology....

Verb: Khwaahstan
noun form: khwaahish
participle: khwaasta.

Note, you know LOTS of Persian words that follow this pattern, which I have listed elsewhere.

ex

verb: gardidan
noun: gardish

verb: guzaashtan
noun: guzaarish

verb: farmoodan
noun: farmaaish
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