اردو لطیفہ

[Daniel]

سنا ہے کہ دوزخ میں کچھ لوگ رضائیاں لئے سو رہے تھے۔ عذاب دینے والے ایک فرشتے نے انہیں جگا کر کہا کہ یہ کوئی سونے کی جگہ ہے! جب ہر طرف لوگ مارے گرمی کی شدت کے بھسم ہو رہے ہیں تمہیں رضائیاں لے کر سونے کی کیا پڑی؟

انہوں نے جواب دیا: ہم ملتان سے آئے ہیں۔

[Daniel]

लगता है यहाँ कोई उर्दू पढ़ने वाला मौजूद नहीं.  सदहा अफसोस्!

[omlick]

लगता है यहाँ कोई उर्दू पढ़ने वाला मौजूद नहीं.  सदहा अफसोस्!

I am trying  to read your joke, but there are too many words I had problems decoding.  I was going to ask you for some help.  Would that be okay to do so here?

shukriyah

[Daniel]

be shak.  Ill transliterate it here.

Sunaa hai ki dozakh me.n puchh log rizaaiyan lie so rahe the.  azaab vaale ek farishte ne unheh jagaa kar kahaa ki yeh kaunsi sone ki kagah hai.  Jab bar taraf lo maare garmi ki shiddi ke bhasm ho rahe hai.n tumhe rizaiyan li kar sone ki kyaa padii.
Unhon ne jawaab diya: Hum multaan se aaye hai.n.

[omlick]

Thanks for the transliteration, but i still have the same problem, the words I could decode I am familar with, the words I couldn't I am not so I still have to work to get the meaning.  But I will do it.

Okay,  So I heard that some people were sleeping in hell, (I didn't get the meaning of rizaaiyan lie here, sorry)  An angel wakes them up and says  "is this any place to sleep!" when all around people are violently being reduced to ashes from the heat your are falling asleep (leisurely??)?

They answered:  We came from Multan

I guess that doesn't say much for life in Multan, hai na?

cute joke, hope I got most of the meaning....

bahut shukriyah Daniel jii